RuPaul Declares 2028 Presidential Run: ‘Trump Done Already Done Had Herses’
In a stunning and unexpected political twist, drag icon and global superstar RuPaul has announced a bid for the U.S. presidency in 2028, sending shockwaves across the political and entertainment landscapes. With a campaign slogan as audacious as the queen herself—”Trump done already done had herses”—RuPaul is poised to bring a dazzling, never-before-seen flair to the world of politics.
The announcement came during a surprise press conference in Los Angeles, where RuPaul, clad in an electrifying sequined suit, delivered an impassioned speech about unity, progress, and, of course, charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. “For too long, the American people have been served a cold, bland dish of division and deceit,” RuPaul declared, striking a dramatic pose. “Well, baby, it’s time to turn up the heat, add some seasoning, and serve democracy with style!”
The Platform: Glamour, Equality, and a Touch of Drama
RuPaul’s political manifesto appears to be as unconventional as one might expect from the reigning queen of drag. Advocating for universal healthcare, LGBTQ+ rights, and what the campaign is calling a “Fabulous Green New Deal,” RuPaul promises to bring inclusivity and vibrancy to Washington. “I don’t just want to fix America—I want to elevate it,” RuPaul stated. “This country needs a makeover, and honey, I am that girl.”
But the announcement was not without its skeptics. Political analysts were quick to weigh in, with some dismissing the bid as a publicity stunt and others raising serious questions about the viability of a RuPaul presidency. Still, the campaign has already begun to gain traction, particularly among younger voters and members of the LGBTQ+ community, who see RuPaul as a bold alternative to traditional candidates.
Drag Race to the White House
RuPaul’s decision to run has not only redefined the 2028 political landscape but has also set the stage for a historic and highly entertaining election season. The internet erupted following the announcement, with social media flooded with memes, hashtags like #RuForPrez, and debates over whether the presidential debates should include lip-sync battles.
RuPaul’s political rivals have yet to respond to the news, though sources suggest that certain candidates are already strategizing on how to combat an opponent with decades of experience commanding global audiences and transforming cultural norms. Some have even speculated that former President Donald Trump—if he decides to make another run—could be in for a campaign like no other. “Trump may have his rallies, but can he sashay into the White House? I don’t think so,” quipped one commentator on social media.
The Road Ahead
Despite the skepticism, RuPaul remains undeterred. “We are entering an era where authenticity and creativity must lead the way,” RuPaul declared in closing. “I’m ready to work—not just the runway, but the Oval Office!”
With political tensions already brewing for 2028, one thing is certain: this will be an election like no other. Whether or not RuPaul can secure the presidency, one undeniable fact remains—this campaign is bound to be the most fabulous in American history.
